Thursday, August 18, 2005

The Schools' Journal 1

It is rumoured in a certain junior college, blogging accounts up to 10% of one's promo results. (In a certain well known online blogging competition...rumour only) - My daughter are Yours! - Thy sons are Eeeew... - Ayam Brand Junior College - Since 1876
They even advertise in blogging conventions. - AYAMS! - Vote for blog.ayam! SMS 'ayam' to 96183... - Chicken dancing - Students Sketchpad will analyse what will happen in years ahead, if school competitions continues to be so competitive...that even blogging is about competing to win...
1st, Blogging would become an academic subject...Accounting for 50% admission to U. - Ten Year Series Blogging - July 1997 - November 2007 - Topic by Topic Exam Questions! - Sample Question : Nov 2007/P2/Q2 - OmG. I saW a CuTe T.T boYz...=D E Lik v. Jay CHou LiDDAT woRz!!11 - To what extent is this a good blog. Comment. [25 marks]
2nd, Schools would pay Top Dollar to have 'professional' bloggers teach their students. - River Valley High School - I have a high PSLE score! And you must pose like how am I right now! - Understood.
Some 'professionals' are more desirable than others... - She BANGS! She BANGS! - Bums of Steel - There's no better way to advertise for your blog than by stripping! I'm Stevie Lim! And I'm hot stuff. Visit my website at Stevenlim.net.
Some more intellectual than others. - gssq.blogspot.com - CHEEM.
3rd, School principals learn to 'fog' what they say with a mindless slurry of maxims, slogans, and educational academia. - Social responsibility and suitable opportunities provided for every student - Our school image needs to be presented in a manner that conveys our dedication to innovative progressive thought, yet we must be careful not to supercede our inherent capabilities and forget the foundational conservatism that landed us in where we are today. Dilligence and hardwork and values that should be instilled with the...
While conveying the obvious - JUST WORK HARDER MAGGOTS! WORK! OR I WILL SKIN YOUR HEINOUS HIDES... Understand? - Yup Yup...
4th, Nathan will still be president. But thats beside the Point. Point is that MOE will invent new catchphrases for its educational programmes. - What should we call a programme that makes students do Project Work - Project Work? - No. Too boring. - Project Time? - No. Too unprofessional. - Integrated workgroup preparation training? - By Jove! Yes! - Study more learn more - Creative minds for better tomorrow - MOE HQ - Today's Leaders need more mugging.
New awards for every school to show off, aside from sustained achievement awards we have. - Umm...Sweet! Lollie Pop Award - Pissed off Award - You suck Yo! - Singapore Mugging Class - More circles means more sustains! Super Sustained Sustainable Achievement Award - Aim Shoot Piss Clean. Clean Toilet Award
More Awards! - ? Award ? - Most Award Award - Awards that Awards those that Award for the sake of Awarding -  Best Attitude Award. F*** of Mutha Fugger - The Mugging Mug Award - LV Metro Paragon. Most Patronage Award (We know who will win, Duh!)
Finally : We reward everyone with our very own awards. Best of all, its free! And every school can have these awards...That way all of you won't have to comete...Aren't we smart? :) En & Hou - We won an Award! Yayness!

P.S. Ayam Brand *is* tasty good stuff though! - Hou

Pokemaid! < | > Awards & Mentions | >> Dear Students' Sketchpad

58 Comments:

Comrade Anonymous xnsdvd said...

Sweet jesus... why do I actually believe that's gonna happen?

anyway, first post!

Thu Aug 18, 01:24:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger Agagooga said...

Haha wth

Thu Aug 18, 01:34:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger Agagooga said...

The usual nitpicks ;):

Xiaxue's hair is the wrong colour. And her face needs more makeup.

He Gu Zhong Xue now allows girls to have long hair.

It's "buns of steel". And Steven Lim's blog is a joke. But then he shamelessly butts in wherever he can, so :)

Why is there a tuft of my hair sticking out?! There's a reason I rebonded okay ;) And from the way you drew the buttons it looks like I'm wearing a blouse haha. The clip's a bit suspect but I'll refrain from commentary hehe.

Thu Aug 18, 01:46:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger Agagooga said...

And I'm reading a letter from Jamie Han! Ho ho.

Thu Aug 18, 01:47:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger Tym said...

Dudes. Nice.

Thu Aug 18, 09:13:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger Joanne said...

heyz... haha.. zhenyu told me abt this.. think it's v v funny. haha. thanks for the great comics guys. ^_^ continue to draw us great comics ok... gambatte!

Thu Aug 18, 09:36:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger Cowboy Caleb said...

A most excellent post.

Well done!

Thu Aug 18, 11:22:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger |r3|and said...

I love your stuff! Good work guys!

Thu Aug 18, 12:10:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger The Legal Janitor said...

this is funny shit man. damn goot!

Thu Aug 18, 12:56:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous XPDude said...

That's just nice. LOL. I like the MOE part.

Thu Aug 18, 01:20:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger Mou said...

wonderful!Keep it up man! You're getting better!

Thu Aug 18, 02:55:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger zyun said...

i'm ashamed of my school.

ps: hey mou. i didn't know u had a sense of humour.

Thu Aug 18, 03:10:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL NICE! Vjc (: Hehe I like the "ayam" flag!

Thu Aug 18, 05:38:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger brennan said...

Kudos for bringing our schools ALIVE!

Thu Aug 18, 05:42:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger OMFG!! said...

WTF!!

>_<

Anyway keep it up the comics..

Thu Aug 18, 07:00:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahaha. and wait.. is that a reference to xiaxue?!

Thu Aug 18, 07:50:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger angella the GREAT said...

nice one. u all have quite a nice sense of humour.

can u do one on nan hua sec?

Thu Aug 18, 08:18:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger En & Hou said...

XxAnGeLxX : We never said that we won't!

Cheers,
Hou

Thu Aug 18, 08:29:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous shihui said...

AHAA.great job with trying to cover up the schools your targetting at. i'm sure no one knows who you're referring too :D

i have this feeling you guys are from hwa chong institution.

Thu Aug 18, 09:02:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous huishan said...

i like. (:
and this is good!

Thu Aug 18, 09:22:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous xuan said...

i dont know what sort of wankers read this webcom, but you two FUCKING OWN. i dont care who the fuck you are, you ought to keep this up, provided the isd doesnt come knocking. victorians have been ass-fucked for 'subversive' blogging before, just so you know.

Thu Aug 18, 10:37:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous shihui said...

yay, the awards are out!

Thu Aug 18, 11:00:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is funny but perhaps making a mockery of some JC's flag isn't very nice...

Thu Aug 18, 11:04:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous radeon said...

well, i'm from vj, and must say that it was a very clever parody. :) even though the flag thing was a bit bad, I liked the way in which youall hit the school for the blogging obession. myself, i think they carried it way, way too far.

so yeah... keep the posts going! anything on a chinese high shorts parody soon? ;)

Thu Aug 18, 11:08:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger En & Hou said...

bing : Please, just "En & Hou" for now.

Fri Aug 19, 12:40:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger gecko said...

wah. must say. solid siah.

Fri Aug 19, 09:46:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger Amon said...

Hey love the piece and I guess you could say "my sentiments exactly"...Duh...is that cliche or what? Anyway juz as an aside (or is it the "main thingy"), "supercede" shld really be "supersede" and "its" is "it's". Thought you guys/gals?whateva might really wanna know coz this is the most banal of all spelling bloopers that even the Gahmen does it....So there. Please keep cartooning and blogging...Luv all yr pieces...blog more on the GALLS!! Wahahahaha. They "deserve" it...shallow chutzpah...wahhahahah again....

Fri Aug 19, 09:59:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous xh said...

cool drawings!!!!!!!!

Sat Aug 20, 12:21:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Alexzzzz lol said...

Damn nice , keep it up!!hahahahahaz
YOU got ME ADDICTED this all this crap and i just love it~~~hahahahaz

Sat Aug 20, 05:23:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous lintong said...

oh, this is good.
agooga looks like himself.
haha

Sat Aug 20, 08:28:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

wahaha.. why do i feel that a particular woman in this post looks vaguely like egg?
-gaia

Sat Aug 20, 09:47:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous yusZ said...

U GUYS R BRILLIANT!
its time u guys get some recgonition other than tomorrow or balderdash!

Sat Aug 20, 11:04:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger Mou said...

why not go publish your masterpieces in some newspaper?

the comics in newspapers, especially those drawn by local artists, aren't too good.

En and Hou you're our only hope!

Sun Aug 21, 05:08:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger dw said...

WAHAHA SO FUNNEE! omg *cries*. do one on RJ! on RJ! on RJ!

Mon Aug 22, 08:20:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous KM said...

Come on, KH, do one on JJC...

and are u accepting the interview?

Wed Aug 24, 12:07:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Rachabella said...

hmm...that girl looks like she's wearing a chung cheng sec uniform and like isn't cchb the only sch whose girls have to keep short hair?...i hated the uniform with the metal buttons and even the discipline teacher looks like the one from cchb.=p
Anyway, its all cool! Singaporean students rulez =)

Wed Aug 24, 05:06:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous -return- said...

butt.... keep up the GOOD work.
Hope u get sued... ok i'm just kidding....
Prepare to hide ur faces man....

:D

Wed Aug 24, 10:48:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous -return- said...

butt.... Keep up the good work....
Hope that u get sued.... hahahaha
I'm gonna buy ten copies of that interview.... hehehhe

Wed Aug 24, 10:58:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Hui Jin said...

hey Jin Hui here long time no c good with ur publicity eh? well i am kept well-informed..nice wokr there keep it up!

Jin Hui 8.24.2005 4.57pm Eastern

Thu Aug 25, 04:58:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

river valley high! hmmmm.

Thu Aug 25, 10:42:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is sad that a written form of self expression has become hijacked by the beaucracy of MOE to further their vision of education. That is not bad. The worse outcome of it is that some teenagers (who are supposed to be rebellious and non-conformist) actually get sucked into the belief that government sanctioned blogging can be a cool act. Please! Thank God (in the most politically correct and generic neutral intepretation of the word) for some bloggers who are totally repulsed by this MOE sanctioned blogging event.

Wed Aug 31, 09:52:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

is it supposed to be funny? its lame and childish especially the first picture.
dun make stupid comparisons

Wed Aug 31, 08:43:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Comic-lover said...

I seriously doubt that you have a sense of humour.

To En & Hou, your drawings and stuff rock. Seriously. (:

Perfecto, keep it up!

Fri Sep 02, 08:34:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is funny stuff, but...

what's the use of doing parodies and disguising identities when people who obviously dunno the motive of disguise come up and own up that this is that, i am him/her, etc.?? it's no diff from just drawing the comics with the real identities of people, institutions, etc...

who knows, someone may just come up and say accuse you guys that it's not indirect enough, esp with comments on the identities so blatant...

whatever. have fun. and be careful.

;)

Sat Sep 03, 10:16:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is so damn funnny got me luffin out loud! en and hou! keep it up!! i'll intro this page to my frens!

Mon Sep 05, 11:41:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do you even judge those? >_> i would be utterly repulsed if blogging actually became part of studying *glares at MOE officers*

i really, really, really, dislike blogging competitions.




but somehow i managed to get dragged into it, so well we gotta support ourselves right?

Wed Sep 07, 12:27:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger ecneret said...

Xiaxue's face looked more like Jolin Tsai's. No I don't like both of them.

Nice drawings. *thumbsup*

Fri Sep 09, 11:15:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger nicolette(: said...

u guyz rock...hu r u anywae

Tue Sep 13, 06:04:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger Flower_In_My_Heart said...

RV pupils love u coz we hate Rv, yeah.
RV now allows girls to have long hair.. yes. and we're making changes to our uniform too (THANK GOD.)

we're li4 hua4, not he gu. HAHA

Fri Sep 16, 09:51:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

to flower_in_my_heart, pls speak for yourself. not every rvian hates rv =) and when u leave the sch, u'll probably realise what a wonderful sch rv is!

jaslyn

Wed Sep 21, 08:42:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok.cool drawings.but this whole idea is bullshit.u guys got nothing better to do, and mock on others? get some life la.u guys professional bloggers or something? gott ur degree in blogging? stop doing all this shit.

VJ rocks!

Thu Sep 22, 12:00:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger En & Hou said...

Anonymous : Pinch of salt, dear.

Cheers,
Hou.

Thu Sep 22, 06:47:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

stfu and get the f out of here then you anonymous piece of shit.. This is a freaking webCOMIC (READ "COMIC").. if you cant appreciate jokes den wtf are you doing here in the first place. Congratulations for ruining the name of VJ

Sun Sep 25, 05:02:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha. relax. who needs a webcomic to ruin the name of vj when the comics in the vj admin are already doing it

Tue Sep 27, 01:28:00 AM GMT+8  
Comrade Blogger ruz~* said...

omg, this is so funny lol i love ur drawings so talented leh u!

Fri Dec 23, 09:13:00 PM GMT+8  
Comrade Anonymous Anonymous said...

VJ is a good skl. =)

Sat Feb 04, 11:04:00 AM GMT+8  
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