Another Photo Speaks a Thousand Words...
"There is no better authority to endorse this". - En & Hou
If you think this was just an one-off incident, think again!
Like the previous one, we would like to invite our readers to submit your caption for this little gem :
As for the regular issues, the block tests are over, but we are still in the midst of generating concepts for Season Three. ;)
Further reading : Elitism: Who, Us? (Gayle Goh)
< How Project Work Came About (Pt 1) | < No New Issues? | G for... >
If you think this was just an one-off incident, think again!
Like the previous one, we would like to invite our readers to submit your caption for this little gem :
As for the regular issues, the block tests are over, but we are still in the midst of generating concepts for Season Three. ;)
Further reading : Elitism: Who, Us? (Gayle Goh)
< How Project Work Came About (Pt 1) | < No New Issues? | G for... >
posted by En and Hou at 4:50 AM
Xpress cartooning by two students, En & Hou
reflecting the Singapore
education system and its schools. 
92 Comments:
Yikes! Look! A neighbourhood school's carcass!
ny girl: Why am I holding this rg girl's hand? >_<
rg girl: Why is there an sc girl holding my boy's other hand! and what the hell is this girl beside me doing anyway.
boy: whee.. lucky!
scgs girl: *scheming how to get rid of the other 2...*
sc girl: gross, did u wash your hand? And, oh my gawd, your uniform is sooo unglam...
ny girl:hm..this is not right..thats a RG girl!!
rg girl:ew..NY..cheena:p AC boy?! WHERE IS MY AXE!
ac boy: yay! run:D..oh! preetttyy
sc girl: hey boy, look here. CHIO BU HERE!
"its soooo long since we had a break frm our block tests"
"yippee! we're so happy n enjoying ourselves to the fullest!!!"
True to form, a young AC boy manage to avoid holding hands with the Nanyang girl - who did not shave her pits again.
" i'm going to join the pre-u seminar in future!"
For every ACSian is entitled a SCG,a RGS and a BigBlue.
Recent studies by Professor XXX have shown that there has been a drastic decline in the heights of secondary school students nowadays, creating a need for the shrinking of the school uniform.
number 10!
Let's see... how about:
For the last time, girls, stop running in front of me or we'll never get this darn advert done!
the REAL syllabus in ACS
'grooming' the younger generation for the future
join today!
AC boy: Wait till i grow up, ladies, The Best is yet to Be.
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reminds me of pri sch days...
the nyps is for hci and nygh lah.
too bad ri doesnt have a pri school. cos too pro liao :D
oh man u guys post at the most unearthly times!
Close fight between NY and RG while the two other competitors are distracted by their little game of running in time with each other.
Aiyoh, can you people's captions be more witty leh. At most they're not older than P3, should be something reflecting their age yet their school stereotype (or something new, perhaps!)
ac: [blatantly ignoring the other 3 females beside him, lost in his thoughts] "where... oh where art thou my MGS fair lady.. fairest in the land...."
YES, WHERE IS THE MGS GIRL? HUH? HUH? HUH?
ac boy: so ladies.. what shall it be tonight? Zouk? Loof? or how about one of the hotels my father owns? or the backseat of my BMW.. very spacious you know...and don't worry, there's enough of me to go around...*wiggles eyebrows for effect*
ac: i better get to the MG at the other side of the field before these people do!
Yay, the MOE witch is dead! Let's go dance on her grave!
All: As if it'll ever happen. We AC/SC/RG/NY people are too good for [the other three loser schools].
All: It may seemd fun now, but we'll live to regret this.
it is not rgs.it is rgps.the collar is rounded.i from there =)rg collar is sharp.
ac boy: WHEE! I GOT SO MANY GIRLFRIENDS!
ny girl: this girl beside me so prettyyyyyy YEAY IM HOLDING HER HAND!
rg girl: eeeeeee that guy's got cooties! WHY IS HE HOLDING MY HAND?!?! but the ny girl is pretty anyway.. -shrugs-
sc girl: lalala i want a diamond ring.. a new phone..blablabla.. ac guys are rich, right?
The Alliance of Schools just pwned RI's head for 150 gold...
ny girl: no boys for me! (traditional conservative)
rg girl: i am so popular among girls and boys!
(dominant commander)
ac boy: huh? where's mummy?! save me from these two monsters!
(dependent rich dumb kid)
sc girl: weehee! boyfriend no.102 is so darn cute..
(bimbo)
-where are the rest?-
(bunch of extras cut off from the big picture of local education.)
The AC boy is such a pimp.
I'm so happy! I got A* for my PSLE!
though they dun look old enuff. xDD
"Mummy, mummy, look! Racial harmony!"
nanyang girl: Move over, raffles girl. that ac guy is mine! >:(
raffles girl: What? I came here first, bimbo! go find your hwa chong guy la!
singapore chinese girl: So how, dear? Shall i get an axe for you? Let me chop them up for you. *grins evilly*
anglo-chinese guy: Oh where art thou my dearest methodhist girl? Hai..
We're running towards the top-notch schools. We must be Kiasu, run as fast as we can! And for show, we hold hands and show that we love each other. But actually, we really want to let go of each other and run at our own pace.
A Nanyang Girl, RGS girl and ACS boy (with girlfriend) celebrate qualifying for the Gifted Education Programme.
Breakthrough in child sexuality suggests children as young as 9 may be able to form heterosexual (see above right) as well as lesbian (see above left) relationships.
This shows a truth for many (meaning, not all, but there are quite alot) ACS guys - buayas.
hi guys
i've just sent you an email with details about the play. cheers.
acs: hmm... who to pick?
neighbourhood peeps sux.. says the ny gal, sc gal, rg gal and ac guy
we shall join forces to get rid of them.. said the 4skools..hahahaahaha
what to do? acs boys are charming..
unknown to them is the sick sad world of secondary school politics.
Ode to Elitism
NYGH:
I come from a land called China
It's beautiful, I know
My granddaddy sailed all the way here
For what?
I also don't know
Lalalalalalalalalalala
So that's why I'm singing this song
RGS:
Filiae Melioris Aevi
Huh? What the hell?!
Girls are cool. Boys drool.
I don't care if my armpits smellll.
Lalalalalalalalalalala
So that's why I'm singing this song
ACS:
Miss Taitai's got her manicure
I'm ruining it by holding her hand
But that's okay because dad saves the day
With his MONEYYYYYYY.
Lalalalalalalalalalala
So that's why I'm singing this song
SCGS:
Dior, Versace, LV
That's what makes up SC
Omg, like totally!
I'm holding a boy's hand
And someday I'll be queen
Lalalalalalalalalalala
So that's why I'm singing this song
nyg: hey why no hwachong hunks?! >=((
scgs: eww i dun get why the MOE made us pose like this! so unglam! wheres my Lv, gucci and wad not? huh?!
rg: oh finally people have come to understand the superiority of females and are advertising with the photo! hey wads this guy doing here?
ac: SHUANG!!!
Lobsters!Camera lens not big enough.
ac: damn. three chicks. and still not enough of me to go around.
look at our new BATA shoes!
good morning angels.
sc girl: white and dark blue is so unglam! and what's that? stain on your white uniform? be different like me! learn taichi!
(look at how the ac boy keeps his hand away from the sc girl)
acs: don't touch me! i'm not rich! and i'm from barker!
the three girls : yay! we've managed to kidnap the filthy rich ac boy!
ac boy: *sighs* one char siew pau (ny), one nurse (rg) and one pregnant.. (sc).. i've lost it.. i've totally lost my charm..
ACS: but... but.. i'm supposed to fly away with my Sailor Moon!!!
acs: hey, its not my fault girls totally dig me...
ny: NIGHTMARE! I DREAMT I WAS IN RG UNIFORM
rg: OMG LA I DREAMT I WAS IN NY UNIFORM
scg: OH GOSH I HAD THE BEST DREAM I WAS HOLDING A ACS BOY'S HAND
ac: WALAO I DREAMT I WAS HOLDING A GIRL'S HAND AND IT WASN'T MY MGS GIRLFRIEND
ny girl: hey, where are your books?
rg girl: what books? I 've got them all memorised during pre-school.
sc girl: oh, my ' confessions of a heiress' is with my best mgs friend. paris hilton is really cute! I wished my daddy OWNED a hotel chain instead of being a managing director...
acs boy: books? can eat or not?
Girls (each thinking to themselves): How will I have this AC Boy...?
AC-boy : Boy... How much fun am I having today... ^^
-.-|||
All: lai wo men yi qi si!
(jumps off cliff)
Caption: today's young leaders are 'Staying Together, Moving Ahead.'
In the interest of elitist democracy, I would like to protest the lack of a Nan Hua Primary student here. (Sorry, have to stand up for my alma mater right?)
Hand in hand, we, young elitists look foward to rule this country. And no, we are not deciding on getting rid of GST.
personal comment: They get 'em young, our government.
you jump, i jump
Come grow old with me, the Best is yet to be.
ac boy: ooh girls! time to apply my gentlemenly skills!
falalalala, let's go pick some turnips...
Boy: "My mummy said must hang out with more girls, next time grow up can be like Kumar and be very popular!"
"Down with the ugly kid! One-two-three, STAMP!!"
Oh, look, there those kids go now, trying to see who falls down splat in the mud first...
NY: lucky i don't have to raise my arms!
RG: Oh Cool! I got to hold a boy's hand!
AC: argh my shorts too tight!
SC: must we run? so unglam! can we just take a taxi?
* Even the elite schools cannot solve the problem of a male shortage in Singapore
now you know why acs-ians all turn into long-haired wussy...
since when is scgs elite? they accept aggregate scores down to 200, hello?
(the only reason why they're even famous is because of acsi.)
and i don't think ny is included in the supposed secondary school pairings for acsi.
And on today's episode of Ripley's Believe It Or Not...
the end of the world is nigh.
(one day, MY GRADES SHALL BE BETTER THAN YOURS!!
This is but a scheme to SUCK ALL YOUR GENIUSNESS FROM YOU! MUAHAHAHAHA!!
But you don't know that. Losers.)
MOE revised slogan:
Building the Future of Our Nation: Family Planning for Kids.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNMFDrahJKQ
"Beep" by MGS
Is it not to be expected?
acs boy: ahhhhh must run faster before the other guys catch up
ACJC girls are hot.
ac boy: i'm so seriously taking this long term investment thing too seriously. but dude. i just hope my stamina's as good when i'm a teen.
ny girl: sigh. why isn't there a chinese high pri. guess anglo-CHINESE will have to do.
rg girl: sigh. why isn't there a ri primary. guess i'll just date whoever.. hey! there's a boy holding my hand!
sc girl: i want me a man. ohhh. ask and you shall receive.
to ha: hello...scgs has always been one of the top band schools. we accept down to 200 for the scgs pri girls but for those from non-affiliated school it is 250+ . Even though scgs accepts down to 200, we still score well in our Os.
ALL: hurry and get done with this fake photo shoot.
ALL: WE, THE ELITES ARE PROVEN BY THESE ADVERTISEMENTS THAT WE WILL BE GIVEN BETTER JOBS AND PAY SINCE YOUNG.
SC girl: oi after getting to touch my hand you owe me a gucci bag. yay then u can hold my hand longer
NY girl: where's HCI? WHERE? (sobs)
RG girl: you know i could be studying at home yeah? im not cut out for cross country.
ACS boy: this is a complete waste of time. i dont even see the MGS girl in the shoot!! what has this world come to?!
SC girl: ulp! this guy isnt paying attention to me. must dig my nails harder into his hand.
acs boy: OH NO MUMMY! WHERE IS MY MGS GIRL?!!! boohooohooo!
Thank god, not me
neighbourhood kids skipping alongside them: "eh why you zoom in on them?!"
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